What I’m doing:
Writing fun things with Erin Dorney and mainlining the free coffee @ Fallon in New York.
What I did before that:
Named pickle flavors and personified Pocky sticks @ Zero Studios in Brooklyn, Feb 2025-May 2025.
Hung out with the Android robot @ Laundry Service in Brooklyn, Sep 2024-Dec 2024.
Got paid to eat sushi on camera @ The Infinite Agency in Dallas, Jun 2024-Aug 2024.
Said ‘cheers’, ‘innit’, and ‘lovely’ unironically @ Impero in London, Jan 2024-May 2024.
Where I learned to do it:
The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill, Aug 2021-May 2025. B.A in Advertising and Public Relations, Summa Cum Laude*.
What I do when I’m not doing it:
Run long distances and pretend I enjoy it. Write into the void. Stave off ennui, through whatever means necessary. Read, voraciously. Plan my Halloween costumes. Watch Die Hard for the 26th time.
If you want me to do it with you: See the bottom of this page, or stand outside my apartment with a boombox.*
*I was a sweat in college. Still am.
*Think No Reservations, not Les Halles.
*I will only accept “Do Ya Think I’m Sexy” by Rod Stewart. And if you’re offering me a job, then yes, I do think you’re sexy.