What I’m doing:
Writing fun things and inhaling the free coffee @ Fallon.
What I did before that:
Named pickle flavors and personified Pocky sticks @ Zero Studios in Brooklyn, Feb 2025-May 2025.
Hung out with the Android robot @ Laundry Service in Brooklyn, Sep 2024-Dec 2024.
Got paid to eat sushi on camera @ The Infinite Agency in Dallas, Jun 2024-Aug 2024.
Said ‘cheers’, ‘innit’, and ‘lovely’ unironically @ Impero in London, Jan 2024-May 2024.
Where I learned to do it:
The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill, Aug 2021-May 2025. B.A in Advertising and Public Relations, Summa Cum Laude*.
What I do when I’m not doing it:
Run long distances and pretend I enjoy it. Lift heavy objects. Attempt to cook like Garten on a Bourdain* budget. Read, voraciously. Plan my Halloween costumes. Watch Die Hard for the 26th time.
If you want me to do it with you: See the bottom of this page, or stand outside my apartment with a boombox.*
*I was a sweat in college. Still am.
*Think No Reservations, not Les Halles.
*I will only accept “Do Ya Think I’m Sexy” by Rod Stewart. And if you’re offering me a job, then yes, I do think you’re sexy.